12 Obligatory Posts Every Medium Writer Makes

In order to be called a Medium writer

Otherwise known as I once read an article that said listicles generate more views than any other post, so every post I make from now on will be a listicle including this one.

Otherwise known as a journal. I’m going to write every single day for 30 days until I go mad or become successful on Medium. Don’t worry, it’s all quality stuff like “Why Writing Every Day Is Really F*cking Hard.”

Otherwise known as I don’t know what to write about today so I’m going to write about Writer’s Block as a way of getting over it. Success! Wait… what will I write about tomorrow?

Otherwise known as I gave up and had an epiphany that you don’t need to publish every single day to become successful on Medium. Also, I value my sanity over anything else.

Otherwise known as the ultimate in self-indulgence. Please don’t get offended if your post doesn’t earn 40–50 claps from me. Also, a subtle way of letting you know you can clap more than once for my post.

Otherwise known as I’m too lazy to write anything of substance today so I’ll just post a story with links to other stories I wrote hoping you won’t notice. Unfortunately, you’re too lazy to click on them.

Otherwise known as I reached 100 followers, became a Top Writer or got curated for the first time. I’m so excited that I just have to write about it. Follow me now so you can say you knew me before I got famous.

Otherwise known as I friggin’ love you guys and would love if you could send some of that love my way in the form of claps. Did I mention I love you? Also, I’m gonna mention all your names at the bottom of this post.

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